You’re not a slut if nobody knows about it.
Girls on Diets
svixen-ampora:
Nobody cares.
Shut up and eat your lettuce and be sad.
-Girl Code
You are the CEO of your body and your crotch. So put his hands and his head wherever you want.
Apparently it meant I had to wear a brick sized maxi pad that makes me look like I have a penis.
I think I’ve had a crush on any guy that has ever said anything nice to me.
If a guy that you’re dating: kisses a girl, has sex with a girl, talks to a girl, says hi to a girl, texts a girl, thinks about a girl.. that’s cheating.
Snooping 101:
1. If you’re going to snoop, DON’T get caught!
2. After you’ve found “the juice”, stay calm. Don’t react too soon.
3. Then bring it up subtly in a regular conversation.
- Example: while you guys are out to eat;
“Hey, can I get some water?”…
“Can you pass me the bread?”…
“Who the hell is Jessica?!
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Carly Aquilino (Girl Code)
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Sex dreams are better than actual sex because afterwards you don’t have to be the big spoon when you’re cuddling with your boyfriend and there’s usually cake.